键盘侠杰伦威复出&雷霆81胜1负不是梦！和98公牛迎回皮蓬没区别

杰伦威本赛季伤缺期间，雷霆战绩18胜1负，高居联盟第一。

杰伦威本赛季已失去评奖资格，他在休赛期签下的最高五年2.89亿美元的续约合同最终定格五年2.41亿美元。

以下为国外球迷各种各样的无奈吐槽：

[–]Fun_Reflection1157 2326 points 7 hours ago

The 18-1 defending champions are about to get better. Wonderful.

球迷：18胜1负的卫冕冠军马上要变得更强了。可真TM好！

[–]Kings BandwagonTheyNeedLoveToo 160 points 7 hours ago

OKC to the rest of the league on Thanksgiving: get fucked

国王球迷：雷霆在感恩节对联盟其他球队说：屁股撅起来~

[–]RaptorsIndividual-Space-443 680 points 7 hours ago

i wonder whos gonna give them a lottery pick in 2027

im sure that sick fuck presti has something in his treasure chest

猛龙球迷：我好奇2027年又会是哪个大冤家给他们送乐透签。我敢肯定普雷斯蒂那个老狐狸的宝库里肯定还藏着好东西。

[–]Thunderbutterbeancd 513 points 7 hours ago

The Clippers … again.

雷霆球迷：还是快船。

[–]LakersRepulsive-Throat5068 353 points 7 hours ago

Actual useless franchise. That PG trade just keeps getting worse and worse lmao

湖人球迷：真是没救的球队。那笔乔治交易真是越来越小丑了哈哈。

[–]ClippersFlashyClaim 379 points 7 hours ago

We’re not useless! We keep on improving the Thunder!

快船球迷：我们才不是没用的！我们一直在帮助雷霆进步！

[–]LakersTheCatSleeeps 255 points 7 hours ago

You guys really made a dynasty, just not your own.

湖人球迷：你们确实打造了一个王朝，只不过不是你们自己的。

[–]Ancient_Landscape_93 1264 points 7 hours ago

Good for OKC, was really worried about their slow start.

球迷：对雷霆是好事，之前还真担心他们开局慢热。

[–]ThunderVitex1988 337 points 7 hours ago

81-1 is still on the table

雷霆球迷：81胜1负仍有可能（狗头）。

[–]Lakerslukewwilson 270 points 7 hours ago

You play the trail blazers in three days, so realistically 80-2

湖人球迷：你们三天后要打开拓者，所以现实点是80胜2负。

[–]SunsMetroBS 1044 points 7 hours ago

Oh okay

太阳球迷：哦，行吧（躺平）。

[–]SunsAllDawgsGoToDevin 532 points 7 hours ago

I knew they were scared

太阳球迷：我就知道他们怕了（继续嘴硬）。

[–]ThunderHazikoSazujiii 196 points 7 hours ago

Unironically, could be a good game to jump us while working chemistry back out.

雷霆球迷：讲真，在重新磨合阶段偷袭我们，说不定是个好时机。

[–]Supersonicsahrumah 85 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, I’m prepared for Dub’s 3p shooting to be garbage for a while he rebuilds his shot. The footage of his shot form in shoot arounds hasn’t been exactly encouraging.

超音速球迷：是啊，我已经做好杰伦威三分铁一阵的准备了，他重建投篮手型的训练视频看着并不太乐观。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantJayDee62 279 points 7 hours ago

[massive gulps]

湖人球迷：[狂咽口水]

[–]KnicksF_CKMONEY 51 points 7 hours ago

Sobbing into my apple pie rn

尼克斯球迷：正对着我的苹果派哭呢。

[–]Minneapolis Lakerskurruchi 244 points 7 hours ago

[–]Bullscall-me-germ 201 points 7 hours ago

letting out an exasperated sigh. i forgot he hasn’t even played yet and the thunder have been essentially resting their stars for the last 10 minutes of the game while being 18-1 defending champions.

throwing up my thanksgiving dinner

公牛球迷：唉声叹气！忘了他还没打过球，而雷霆这18胜1负的卫冕冠军比赛最后10分钟都让首发打卡下班了。我感恩节大餐都要吐出来了。

[–]Apocalypsenowisbest 126 points 7 hours ago

One of those classic heart warming stories when the best team gets even better

球迷：最强球队变得更强之经典暖心故事。

[–]LakersDaKingindaSouff 156 points 7 hours ago

Thunder really blessed. Clippers made a monster

湖人球迷：雷霆真是天选之子。快船亲手造了个怪物。

[–][OKC] Luguentz Dortimbutawaveto 60 points 6 hours ago

That pick next year looking JUICY too

雷霆球迷：明年的那个签看起来也很甜美多汁哦。

[–]Raptorspdpdpdpdpdpdpdpd 28 points 5 hours ago

If y’all get back to back lottery picks off those mfs I’m done with ball for a couple years

猛龙球迷：要是你们能从那些家伙身上连续拿到乐透签，我直接戒球几年。

[–]SunsAffectionateEgg3879 345 points 7 hours ago

Of course it’s against the suns